Comments on: 4 Tips for Writing Sex Scenes, pt 1 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/ Because Books Don't Fall Asleep Afterwards! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:26:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mandy D. http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/#comment-8212 Mandy D. Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:52:51 +0000 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/?p=1640#comment-8212 LMAO! Purple headed womb broom??? I am nearly in tears over here. Nothing like killing a steamy moment with a crazy description like that. LMAO! Purple headed womb broom??? I am nearly in tears over here. Nothing like killing a steamy moment with a crazy description like that.

]]> By: Keira http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/#comment-1134 Keira Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:25:16 +0000 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/?p=1640#comment-1134 Yeah, just a bit. It could always be worse though... He speared her on his love sword, splitting her in two. That for instance is worse. lol Yeah, just a bit. It could always be worse though…

He speared her on his love sword, splitting her in two.

That for instance is worse. lol

]]> By: Gabriel Gadfly http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/#comment-1133 Gabriel Gadfly Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:23:05 +0000 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/?p=1640#comment-1133 Reminds me of a fantasy romance novel I read one time. "He thrust his magic sword deep inside her." ...I'm all for violent sex, but that's taking it a bit too far. Reminds me of a fantasy romance novel I read one time. “He thrust his magic sword deep inside her.”

…I’m all for violent sex, but that’s taking it a bit too far.

]]> By: Keira http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/#comment-1021 Keira Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:41:46 +0000 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/?p=1640#comment-1021 Those are excellent terms. I actually have a word document filled with all the terms I ever find... and there are some doozies. Vagina: wishing well, fly catcher, growler, cockpit Penis: beef bayonet, holy poker, pork/mutton dagger Where do people come up with this stuff? The worst I ever saw in an actual romance book was purple headed womb broom. Those are excellent terms. I actually have a word document filled with all the terms I ever find… and there are some doozies.

Vagina: wishing well, fly catcher, growler, cockpit
Penis: beef bayonet, holy poker, pork/mutton dagger

Where do people come up with this stuff? The worst I ever saw in an actual romance book was purple headed womb broom.

]]> By: Rain http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/#comment-1020 Rain Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:16:35 +0000 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/?p=1640#comment-1020 Pink cigar and taco? LMAO! Thanks for the morning laugh. The sad thing is... there are authors who use words almost as bad. "Man-root" comes to mind... and "Flaming sword of love". Pink cigar and taco? LMAO! Thanks for the morning laugh. The sad thing is… there are authors who use words almost as bad. “Man-root” comes to mind… and “Flaming sword of love”.

]]> By: Lisa Logan http://www.loveromancepassion.com/4-tips-for-writing-sex-scenes-pt-1/#comment-1018 Lisa Logan Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:58:25 +0000 http://www.loveromancepassion.com/?p=1640#comment-1018 So true! I acquire romance/erotica for a publisher and have seen some pretty, er, creative terms for the male organ. Two that stand out were "meaty prong" and "hard rammer." heh. So true! I acquire romance/erotica for a publisher and have seen some pretty, er, creative terms for the male organ. Two that stand out were “meaty prong” and “hard rammer.” heh.

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