Guest blog by Sam Cheever, author of HOHO Honeybun (Honeybun Fever, Book 5)
Today, I thought it would be fun to share the personal ads for the H/H in my brand new Christmas release, HoHo Honeybun. Knowing Blaise and Dolfe the way I do, I’m thinking this should be interesting!
Fun Loving Party Girl Seeks Exuberant, Merrymaking Male
I’m 27 years old and love to party. Life is too short and I want to enjoy it while I’m still young and beautiful! I’m a gorgeous 5’11” black woman and I’m allergic to being serious, so I want a man with a great sense of humor.
Being a rabid night owl, I don’t DO mornings. Let me repeat…you really DON’T WANT to be around me if I have to get up before noon on the weekends. How bad can it be you ask? Think Walking Dead. Not the hot, slightly sweaty and unkempt heroes who lop off zombie heads…the other guys. That’s me the morning after a night at the club. It’s not pretty. Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had three or four cups of coffee, then approach very slowly, gaze averted, and in a slightly slumped posture. If you do that I might not eat you.
When I’m not partying I’m usually shopping. I adore clothes and other girly stuff…mostly shoes. Jimmy Choos are my absolute favorite and I favor the ones with four-inch-tall spike heels. So I need a man who is really tall.
I waitress and tend bar for a living and make really ridiculous tips. Men love me and I’m really good with them, so they tip me handsomely…sometimes even more than their drinks cost. Thus the ability to buy Jimmy Choos. <grin> What this means is that my perfect match isn’t jealous, but allows me to use my charms at my place of work…and my place of play…and pretty much anywhere else…without getting all possessive and cavemanish. I don’t need a man to take care of me. I can do it myself. I’ve been known to deck men who come on too strong and still leave them panting for more!
Looks? I’d love if you had a piercing gaze that made me go all melty inside, and I’ve already given you the height requirement. A nice six pack would be a serious bonus. But if you can stand up to me at a club, with moves like you’re trying out for Dancing with the Stars, and have nice hands, I’ll give you a look. I’m not too picky. <grin>
If you meet all of these criteria I’d love to take you for a test run at my favorite club next weekend. PM me!
Serious, Protective Male Looking for Down-to Earth, Nurturing Female
I have no idea how to do this. I’m just gonna wing it, okay? Hopefully I’ll get it right.
I’m a Private Investigator who’s looking for someone I can have a normal, traditional relationship with. I want a woman who’s careful and considerate…one who doesn’t take unnecessary risks. I’ve walked the seedier side of life long enough to know how much trouble you can get into if you’re not careful. I’m looking for a woman who’s soft and sweet, and who appreciates having a strong man around to take care of her.
I’m 32 years old and 6’5” tall. I have longish, wavy blond hair and green eyes. I like cooking for my date and spending time cuddling on the couch. My day starts really early, so once I get home at night I rarely go out again. I work long hours, risk my life on a regular basis, and deal mostly with human debris.
I like a night out at a good restaurant and keeping my woman close and safe. I open doors for ladies, scare disrespectful punks away with a single glare (I’ve been told my glare is kind of intense), and believe that all woman deserve to be loved and coddled.
My ideal woman is petite and softly attractive. I don’t expect physical perfection, but a kind heart and gentle disposition are critical. She doesn’t need to be able to cook but she’ll have to live with a lot of takeout and the three dishes I can cook if she doesn’t. I’m the king of take-out food and have just about every decent restaurant within a 20 block radius of my apartment on speed dial.
In the interests of full disclosure, my dad’s a US Senator, so occasionally I have to deal with the Secret Service hanging around. That sucks, but it just goes with the territory, I guess. So any woman I’m with has to deal with it too. I apologize for that in advance.
If you fit my needs and I fit yours, I’d love to meet you for coffee somewhere you’ll feel safe. Text me?
So…how do you think Blaise and Dolfe are gonna get along? LOL Exactly. And that’s what makes them so darn much fun!
He just wants her to take life a little more seriously. She’s decided he could have a point. Especially now that somebody wants her dead.
Dolfe Honeybun broke up with Blaise Runa because her party girl ways were driving him to distraction. Unfortunately, out of sight does NOT mean out of mind. And when his favorite party girl sees something she shouldn’t and finds herself being chased by a cold blooded killer… reason shuts down and Dolfe’s heart takes over. If only he can get to her in time!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
USA Today Bestselling Author Sam Cheever writes romantic paranormal/fantasy and mystery/suspense, creating stories that celebrate the joy of love in all its forms. Known for writing great characters, snappy dialogue, and unique and exhilarating stories, Sam is the award-winning author of 50+ books and has been writing for over a decade under several noms de plume.
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