by King Mho Fho with Katiebabs as cameraman and D.D. as model/actress, guest bloggers.
Howdy there folks! *channels Americana romance lingo* This is King Mho Fho, your friendly and very sexy king of the demon sheep. Also with me is D.D. We come from a place called Babbling About Books and More run by Katiebabs who you may have seen around causing a ruckus. D.D. and I are very honored that Keira here at Love Romance Passion wanted us to do a guest post and not Katiebabs. Just between you and me, my plan is to rule the interwebz and ride on Katiebabs’ coattails to do just that. But don’t tell her, okay?
I have been working on my acting skills and practice by re-creating certain scenes from the books I read. Since Keira just read the excellent Courting Miss Hattie by Pamela Morsi, which you should all read NOW, because I am the king and said so, I was asked to interpret the different levels of kissing the hero Reed tells Miss Hattie about. Poor Miss Hattie doesn’t have much experience in kissing and because she now has a suitor, she wants her good friend Reed to show her why kissing can be fun.
I will play Reed and D.D. will play Miss Hattie.
King Mho Fho as Reed. As you can see I am very manly because I am wearing my new cravat:
D.D. as Miss Hattie:
Let us start with the first level of kissing. These are called Pecks. This type of kiss is for everyone: friends, family, neighbors, acquaintances, and a good first kiss for a courting man. Reed and his neighbor greet each other with a nice peck. We’ll say she is the wife of his neighbor.
The next type of kissing are called Peaches. They are sweet and juicy because you suck, just like you would a peach. These kisses are good for sparking and are delicious wherever you apply them. Here is Reed giving Miss Hattie a sweet little peach:
Because Hattie longs for more peaches and the mean boring Ancil doesn’t make her quiver inside, she and Reed practice more peaches which leads to marriage between the two. Now that they are married they can have strong Malvalvas. This is French kissing or peaches with tongue action. No courting man should ever use them – they’re strictly for husband/wife.
Reed and Hattie are so very happy being married and practicing the peaches and Malvalvas. But at one point Reed wants to show Hattie a very hush-hush type of kissing not talked about because it is, shall we say somewhat naughty? Nasty Peaches are the fourth kind of kiss which Reed does not enlighten Hattie about during her lessons, until one day they are in their kitchen and one thing leads to another and…
*the pink scarf is Hattie’s skirt*
And there you have it! The four types of kissing that happen in Courting Miss Hattie.
Any questions?
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24 comments ↓
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *falls to floor*
Consider me educated… My, what a nice cravat…
I know, so funny! Mho and D.D. are great actors!!!
O.o
Would this qualify as sheep-pr0n or duck-pr0n?
the duck kiss is not pron since that is showing a neighborly type of peck.
As for the sheep pron…
Too funny!
LOLLOLOLOL! You guys are kraaaazy!
Hey, you should warn people that this post isn’t work friendly!
I love that Mho keeps his cravat very neat even though he is getting down and dirty.
I am a very down and dirty type of sheep
What crazy shenanigans will you get up to next King Mho Fho? Is there another sexy (or strange) romance scene you’re looking forward to acting?
Keira, I will gladly do whatever you would like me to do.
KingMhoFho fangirl sigh…. You remind me of one of the heros of my heart Jamie, who said to Clair in a Scottish growl ” I want to take you into the trees and split ye like a peach”
I can recommend the Morsi Sweetwater books too. Or whatever the series was called. Miss Hattie was a funny sweet book although Garters will always be my favorite.
I luuuurrve you Mho! *kiss kiss*
Rebyj, you are so naughty. That turns me on in ways you cannot imagine.
lmao! That’s just too funny. Love the pink scarf/skirt.
I wonder if King Mho is a sheepucubus?? O_O
Oh nose! What will Mr. Darcy, Vampyre do with the sheepucubus on the loose? lol ;D
Sheepucubus?? LMAO!
Yes, I am quite good at the pucubus
*I knew it!* Apologies for outting you, Dearest King Mho, but your, err, willingness to talk about all things smexy was a strong indication as to where your demon sheep genetics lie.
Kris, you have outed me. You still have those pictures of our night at that $10 a hour motel? We don’t want those to get out now.
Oh, dear. *shakes head* Not only are they talking about peaches, but now the King has been outed. Talk about a shocking day.
Mho, my stud muffin, I keep those piccies safely by my bed for inspirational purposes.
Bridget: Hungry for peaches now?
Kris: You are MY inspiration pookie bear. *kiss kiss*
*oooohhhh*
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