King Mho Fho and D.D. Explain Peaches

by Guest Blogger on August 20, 2009 · 24 comments

in Book Intro, Farming, Friends, Guest Blogger, Historic America, M-O, News, Spinster, United States of America, Virgin Heroine

by King Mho Fho with Katiebabs as cameraman and D.D. as model/actress, guest bloggers.

Howdy there folks! *channels Americana romance lingo* This is King Mho Fho, your friendly and very sexy king of the demon sheep. Also with me is D.D. We come from a place called Babbling About Books and More run by Katiebabs who you may have seen around causing a ruckus. D.D. and I are very honored that Keira here at Love Romance Passion wanted us to do a guest post and not Katiebabs. Just between you and me, my plan is to rule the interwebz and ride on Katiebabs’ coattails to do just that. But don’t tell her, okay?

I have been working on my acting skills and practice by re-creating certain scenes from the books I read. Since Keira just read the excellent Courting Miss Hattie by Pamela Morsi, which you should all read NOW, because I am the king and said so, I was asked to interpret the different levels of kissing the hero Reed tells Miss Hattie about. Poor Miss Hattie doesn’t have much experience in kissing and because she now has a suitor, she wants her good friend Reed to show her why kissing can be fun.

I will play Reed and D.D. will play Miss Hattie.

King Mho Fho as Reed. As you can see I am very manly because I am wearing my new cravat:

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D.D. as Miss Hattie:

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Let us start with the first level of kissing. These are called Pecks. This type of kiss is for everyone: friends, family, neighbors, acquaintances, and a good first kiss for a courting man. Reed and his neighbor greet each other with a nice peck. We’ll say she is the wife of his neighbor.

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The next type of kissing are called Peaches. They are sweet and juicy because you suck, just like you would a peach. These kisses are good for sparking and are delicious wherever you apply them. Here is Reed giving Miss Hattie a sweet little peach:

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Because Hattie longs for more peaches and the mean boring Ancil doesn’t make her quiver inside, she and Reed practice more peaches which leads to marriage between the two. Now that they are married they can have strong Malvalvas. This is French kissing or peaches with tongue action. No courting man should ever use them – they’re strictly for husband/wife.

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Reed and Hattie are so very happy being married and practicing the peaches and Malvalvas. But at one point Reed wants to show Hattie a very hush-hush type of kissing not talked about because it is, shall we say somewhat naughty? Nasty Peaches are the fourth kind of kiss which Reed does not enlighten Hattie about during her lessons, until one day they are in their kitchen and one thing leads to another and…

*the pink scarf is Hattie’s skirt*

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