by King Mho Fho and Katiebabs of Babbling About Books and More, guest bloggers
My girl Keira is in the middle of some ocean on a big boat getting her freak on. Since she can’t post on this special day of all days, she has asked me, your favorite demon sheep, to guest post. And because it’s Valentine’s Day, and one of the most romantic days of the year, I give you my list of my top 5 favorite romance heroes of all time.
I’ve acted out a few scenes from some well known books, but with a twist.
1. Roarke from JD Robb’s In Death Series:
Eve: Mho Roarke, why do you have my button from that ugly ass suit I wore in Naked in Death?
Mho Roarke: I carry this button in my pocket so I can have a piece of you wherever I go!
Eve: That is strangely romantic and a somewhat disturbing, but I can dig that. Why are we in a bathtub?
Mho Roarke: Because we always end up having hot shower sex in every single In Death book.
Eve: Hot! Want to tell me who my candy thief is?
Mho Roarke: Sorry, not me darling, but I do have a nice big and tasty Snickers bar you can enjoy while I make sure the shower is set to boiling and just the way you like it.
2. This takes us to Derek Craven from Dreaming of You by Lisa Kleypas who also keeps something special close to his heart that his heroine owns:
Sara: Oh my! Why you have my missing glasses. Can I have them back?
Mho Derek: ‘ell no lovely. These are mine! I am not ‘orthy of your love and the only thing I have to keep me warm at night (and no I didn’t boink that whore) are these glasses of yours.
Sara: Mho Derek, take me I am yours! Ravish me in the garden, your bath, on the card table! *swoon*
Mho Derek: You better believe it. And if you ever think of cutting your hair, I will tie you to the bed and continue to have more wicked sex with you because I am so wicked and not ‘orthy of your love!
3. Rain Tairen Soul from C.L. Wilson’s Lord of the Fading Lands Tairen Souls series:
Mho Rain: Ellie you are my mate, my soul! I won’t take no for an answer, much like those psycho vampire heroes of Christine Feehan. Come be my bride and we can make little cat babies.
Ellie: Why Rain you scare me so, but you are so handsome and brooding. Can I ride on your back?
Mho Rain: *rowl* you can ride me and more.
4. Vishous from Lover Unbound by J.R. Ward:
Butch: Yo V dude that was the best time I ever had in bed. You’ve made me see the light and with the day glow hand of yours and the way you wear leather so well, I want to engage in more the butt butt love with you.
Mho V: Word my bitch… er my Butch. But every so often I have to go off with Casper… er Doc Jane because she’s my mate and all. But if you want, she can join in.
Butch: Sweet!
Jane: *poofs* YAY. Bend over boys!
5. And finally my all time favorite hero ever! Jacob Black from Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series:
Bella: Oh Mho Jacob I love you like a friend, even with your rock had abs and adorable smile and the way you wear those short jeans shorts that makes me bite my lip and worry way too much.
Mho Jacob: *sticks out 8 pack abs* Leave sparkle boy for me!
Bella: I can’t, because he sparkles and you don’t.
Mho Jacob: *transforms into wolf* Yes I do, see I am a sparkling wolf!
Bella: Um, you are a pony with pink hair.
Mho Jacob: *grumble* kicks Edward and stomps away
And there you have it! Hope you have enjoyed my acting skill. If you had to pick your top 5 literary heroes of all time, who would you choose?
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15 comments ↓
Mho and Katie I bow down to your awesomeness. Mho you are the best model ever. Why don’t you go out for Mr. Romance at the next RT Convention? You would be sure to win! I would buy any book you’re image is on…
Mho, love your picks (especially the first 3)! You are a talented demon sheep. I’d add Lucas and Sasha from Nalini Singh’s Slave to Sensation and Daemon and Janelle from Anne Bishop’s Black Jewels series.
LOL – OMG – I think I’m gonna bust somthing! Mho I think Hollywood is in desperate need of someone with your talents! You rock…
HAHAHA! Oh that was great. I admit to never having read C.L. Wilson, but will have to pick up a copy soon!
Katie – you just crack me up! I particularly like your “re-envisioning” of Butch & Vishous
Um, I tried to understand Rain from CL Wilson’s books – he is and will always be a big whiny baby. No thanks.
I loved your post, K.B. you have an awesome sense of humor. Actually–I was looking at the black cat, it’s a beauty, and since I need a familiar! (ha,ha) Happy Valentine’s Day to all!
Keira: Thanks babe for allowing me to flex my acting muscles. *snuggle*
Eva: Why thank you my dear. Perhaps next time I can be Lucas and ravish Sasha cabbage patch doll.
Cybercliper: If you have peed your pants, my work here is done.
Isabel: Rain is a broody alpha he cat. *merow*
Jeffe: if only V and Butch had gone that way…
AnimeJune: Rain was easy to portray. heh.
-King Mho Fho
That cat does not look happy. LOL
Witchy: Next time I will be Daemon from the BJT books!
Heidenkind: She loves the spotlight! Don’t let her roar fool you.
-King Mho Fho
OMG!! LOL. These are just amazing dramatic re-enactments! So true to life. Mho and this doll are frightfully talented.
Thank you Ms. Crane. I aspire for greatness and hope to be my own romance soon.
-King Mho Fho
Mho I loved your scenes! You are so talented!
E_bookpushers: Thank you sexy lady
-King Mho Fho
?Yowzer Mho you make me giddy. Are you coming out with Katie and the gals tonight? Because we could just ditch them and head for the clubs! Something to think about you demon you!!!
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