by Susan Sigler, guest blogger
I was thinking…yes, a dangerous past time I know. What if you found a genie bottle, just stumbled upon one hiding in the grass. You’ll cautiously walk to it, curiosity will have you picking it up; turning it this way and that way. While you’re holding it in your hands, the gold speckled lid bursts off straight into the sky! Within a span of mere seconds, a grayish mist surrounds you and your entire neighborhood.
All of a sudden, a 10’ genie appears. He’s blue, muscled & tattooed, with a very sexy silver hooped earring. That just so happens, would go great with that new blouse you bought for work. But I digress, Sin Badd asks you to choose 1 heroine, any heroine from a romance novel. To live out her story, her journeys, and her sinful pleasures. Sin is so bad, which is probably why he was cursed into the bottle to begin with. He’s only giving you 5 lousy minutes to make a decision, and choose the heroine you’ll become.
What would you say; would you immediately screen out the love triangles? My question to you is, who would you tell Sin Badd you’d like to be? I think, I’d ultimately choose Kat from Devil May Cry. She does get Sin (not to be confused with genie) who was a god of fertility; strong and virile. Oh Sin Badd, “I’ve made my decision!” Turn me into Kat! Guest blogger licks her black paw & meows, heading toward the genie at full speed, with claws extracted. Luckily he understands the meowing, I meant Kat the heroine not change me into a freaking cat. Oh! That’s all he really says, “Oh.”
In the next instant, I’m in a Vegas hotel room as Kat, staring at “Oh my god, it’s Sin!”
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4 comments ↓
Yes, I would rule out love triangles. Probably Dark Ages and Medieval love stories too. Maybe Regency stories as well because they didn’t bathe and had no electricity.
What will you do with Sin now that you have him in a bedroom in Vegas? Hmm…..
Good point Keira, a shower once or twice a year certainly wouldn’t be enough. Especially for us girls who love yummy bath bombs & melting bars:)
I think now that I’m in the room with Sin alone, I’ll express how happy I am to see him.(evil grin) It’s necessary I establish if he has his Sumerian god powers; must test the virility right away! Sin Badd might have stolen his powers.
You know I might just end up in a paranormal romance. I like those vampires after all — or perhaps with a wounded hero so I could “nurse” him back to health and happiness.
“Nursing” of course equating the same way as your “testing” for Sin’s powers. Bwuahahaa.
ROFL
Bwuahahaa wounded heroes do need a reason to live!
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