Review: Market for Love by Jamaica Layne

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Jamaica Layne writes a steamy, sticky, and ultimately sweaty good read. Market for Love is a quick little contemporary that was fun to devour. This novel was a smooth read and wonderfully well-executed! Layne sucks you in and doesn’t let go until the last page.

Miranda Johansson’s day is completely tanked from the get go the moment her stock portfolio takes a nosedive. In one fell swoop she has managed to lose 87 million dollars of her clients’ money. Dreading writing up and sending her necessary First-Call bulletin, Miranda dips out of the office for some desperately needed caffeine in the form of three double-espressos.

When the Rastafarian behind the counter insults her looks, Miranda snaps out a petty retort and gets caught. Who catches her at the height of her bad manners but Mister Drop Dead Gorgeous. Mortified Miranda ducks into the bathroom and sees the damage the young man with purple hair had tried to inform her about. Some very expensive eyeliner and mascara did not live up to their hype of being waterproofed.

Facing Mister DDG again in the lobby, he whips her up into a posh office he has access to and offers her the fully stocked bathroom to clean up. Miranda accepts and gets to work restoring her destroyed appearance and frayed nerves. Meeting DDG again in the main part of the office Miranda spills her story to his compassionate ears including her fears of getting fired. His response to this deluge of woeful news is to tell her to try to earn some of it back for her clients before the end of the day and surely her boss will not see the need to fire her.

Helpful on top of be DDG is all it takes for Miranda to give into the quidgy feeling that’s been bubbling in her tummy since the moment she laid eyes on him. One kiss turns into another and another and kisses lead to mind-blowing orgasms for both parties. Surprised at her own behavior Miranda fights the glow and gets the hell out of the office, stopping only long enough to exchange names.

He said his name was Max. He ended up being Maxwell Moore Junior, a corporate financial muckety-muck and her new boss. Completely horrified that she’d just slept with her boss Miranda is formulating resumes in her head until Maxwell calls a meeting of all the top executives. Of course this news comes just after she started her period and to make matters worse she was unprepared for the early arrival. How could a bad day get any worse? Since hiding out in the bathroom wasn’t going to work Miranda shores up her resolve and some toilet paper and heads up to meeting.

From spying ex-girlfriends to hostile corporate machinations to seriously distracting mind-blowing sex Miranda and Max are in for a whirlwind affair and a lot of news coverage. Will they manage to escape with their reputations relatively unscathed? Will their hearts take the beating of ugly public accusations? Will their phobias keep them from loving each other? Read and find out!

Rating: 4.5 Stars

Buy: Market for Love

Originally posted 2008-11-12 13:40:30. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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10 Reasons Zombies Make Bad Romance Heroes

Zombies are everywhere! It's like a zombie apocalypse! This just won't do at all... no, no, no. Zombies as heroes are a very bad idea! Why? Because they are:

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1. Utterly Mindless.

Zombies have never been known for their mental capabilities. If you can’t talk with the guy, what good is he? I mean really, zombies have only one goal in mind and that’s where can they find their next meal? Speaking of meals…

2. They Eat Brains.

Now I know some animal brains are considered delicacies but we’re talking human brains—potentially the heroine’s brain—I just don’t see how this can work out. Besides, when has a zombie ever had table manners?

3. Lack of Personality.

Have you ever heard of a funny zombie? Me neither. You’re going to have to provide the sparkling wit in your relationship because a zombie is as dull as soggy limp toast.

4. Body Parts Fall Off.

Let’s say you can get past the horrible conversation, lack of personality, and gross eating habits and you’re in a relationship with a zombie, what do you think is going to happen when it comes to the nookie? Just when things are getting good don’t be surprised if their favorite appendage falls off! Gross! Because really…

5. Rotting Reanimated Corpses.

Zombies are not vampires. They just don’t have that sexy physique. Their skin isn’t smooth, cool, and pale. Zombie skin is green, mottled, and rotting. Vampires and zombies may share that whole reanimated corpse thing, but zombies just plain reek of necrophilia.

6. No Emotions.

Like with personality, zombies don’t have the ability to emote. Love is meaningless to them. In addition they can’t process emotions so don’t expect your zombie lover to know when or why you’re upset with a missed anniversary or birthday.

7. Bad Manners.

A zombie hero will never open the door for you and he’ll probably not pay for any dates. This might make hardcore feminists sigh blissfully about equality and fair treatment between the genders, but I firmly believe chivalrous gentlemen aren’t dead… yet.

8. Creepy stalking tendencies.

You think vampires are bad with their obsessive behavior, then you’ve never seen a zombie hero in action. Single-minded and utterly focused on his end goal… brains… brains… brains…

9. Poorer Than Dirt.

Most zombies are jobless or used as manual labor for little to no pay until they fall apart. This might explain their bad manners when it comes to picking up the check, but a working man has definite appeal.

10. Ego-Centric.

A zombie hero will never think about their lover. Everything is all about them: their hungers, their desires, their rotting bodies, etc. They will never care or pretend to care about your bad day, friend problems, or crazy relative.

So really how can you possible be wooed by the zombie hero and his culture? The answer is… you can’t!

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